I’ve Been on a Colon Cleanse Diet for the Last 30 Days as a 45-Year-Old

Here’s What Happened

Eva Mtalii
4 min readOct 30, 2024
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I never thought my mid-40s would involve this much, well, intestinal introspection.

They say life begins at 40, but nobody mentioned that lemon juice would become a primary food group!

So, why a colon cleanse?

Let’s just say curiosity got the better of me.

I’d heard a colon cleanse could cure illnesses (such as high blood pressure, diabetes, asthma, etc.), improve energy, skin, and overall well-being, and with all those benefits, I thought, “Why not?”

Little did I know these 30 days would be a whirlwind of lemons, water fruits, and more than a few surprising revelations.

The Journey Begins
The cleanse started off… sour — literally!

Each day began with the juice of four lemons, no earlier than 10 am, as per the cleanse gospel.

I was squeezing lemons like I was prepping for a juicing championship, with sticky fingers and a kitchen that smelled like a citrus grove.

My first thoughts were, “Is all this sourness really going to work its magic?” But I was committed, and after the initial puckered-lips phase, I settled into the routine.

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Eva Mtalii
Eva Mtalii

Written by Eva Mtalii

Narrative Alchemist | Soft life Influencer | Ease Advocate

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